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Great Icebreaker: Licking The Feet of Strange Women on the Subway
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS – Falling to his knees on a subway train, a young Brooklyn man allegedly grabbed the feet of scores of female straphangers – kissing and licking them until the women screamed. But last night Joseph Weir, 23, kept his mouth shut and let his lawyer do the talking as he was arraigned in Manhattan Criminal Court last night on charges of unlawful imprisonment and forceable…
My new favorite business card of all time
Last night was the (rescheduled) BNI St. Louis/Illinois Regional Meeting. Everybody was in great spirits, especially when reminiscing about the fire at Spazios. I met lots of awesome BNI folk from all around the area; namely my new friends from Instant Imprints. And I have to say, they had pretty much the greatest business cards I’ve ever seen. Now, I know what you’re thinking: it’s just a normal business…
I really think MySpace is going to self-destruct
I love MySpace. I really do. But as much as I’ve been enjoying it and all the cool audience members and friends it’s allowed me to connected with, it saddens me to hear the following story from the AP. ROCKVILLE, Md. – Two teenagers were charged with setting fires in suburban Washington after they bragged about the blazes on MySpace.com, authorities said. Stores, vehicles, a bowling alley and two…
When I was your age, we didn’t have caller ID!
Someday I hope to say that to my kids. I remember the days when the phone would ring and you’d have no idea who was calling: a telemarketer, your spouse, a client or a complete stranger. It made answering the phone exciting. Surprising. Even fun! Then, in 1988 when the first caller IDhit the market, everything changed. Someone would pick up the receiver and hear, “Hey Karen!” and Karen…
If you write like you talk, readers will listen
Wait a minute. Does that headline even make sense? Can readers listen to you? Sure they can. If you write right. Me, I never took any writing classes. I didn’t major in English. And I’m sure my writing isn’t as polished as other authors. So I write like I talk. Like I’m having a conversation with you, right now. And while this isn’t the only way to engage readers…
The Hyatt Milwaukee Rules!
As the adventures in The Land of Cheese and Beer come to a close, I wanted to share a few more highlights of the trip. It all started at 4:30 AM yesterday morning. I scheduled a wake-up call so I could get an early start before the training sessions. As usual, I picked up the receiver and immediately hung it up. After all, it’s just a recording, right? I…
The Land of Cheese and Beer
At least that’s what everyone tells me about Milwaukee. (This is my first time here.) I’m doing a few days of staff training with the Hyatt Regency this week. A few observations… *When I stepped off the plane (at 1:30 PM on a Wednesday) I noticed a group of firemen in the bar about 4 deep. I suspect it was Miller, as opposed to my hometown favorite, Bud. *Saw…
TV might be the devil, but at least my cable guy was cool
The cable guy came by yesterday. (Between 8 and 12, of course.) I almost didn’t order it. I hate TV. Rarely watch it. With the exception of The Simpsons and Bill Maher. And I was hoping my representative from Charter would be like Jim Carrey in his most underrated movie, but to no avail. Just a normal dude. He was hooking up my TV when he noticed a few…
The World Is A Mirror, Part 2
A is for ATTITTUDE B is for BREAK PATTERNS Albert Einstein once said, “You can’t solve a problem with the same mind that created it.” The lesson: break your patterns. Every day. But this isn’t just about creativity. It’s about doing cool stuff. It’s about not becoming a slave to routine. It’s about spicing up your day, even in the slightest way. It’s about enriching your life. Because boredom…
1996 seems like a long time ago
This weekend I had lunch with my mentor, great friend and former high school English teacher, Bill Jenkins. I brought along a recently found copy of my notebook from Intermediate Composition (circa 1996). It was fascinating to read through it. I noticed: I had (and still have) crappy handwriting My grades weren’t anything spectacular (lots of 78’s) My writing style wasn’t terribly different than it is now (lots of…